r:so, we definitely need to be retweeted by beth or the dog
me:OMG yes.
me:it looks so easy. you just have to wait for a new episode to air.
r:my suggestion: "Thank you, Chapman family. You are the real heroes."
me:and then tell beth how awesome she is.
me:but it has to be written with bad grammar.
r:ok then.
r:"GOD bless chapman family they r real american heroes."
me:YES. she will totally retweet that!
r:YES!!! i dare you to tweet that.
me:gotta wait for a new episode, and then i totally will.
r:why?
me:because that's when she gets all onto twitter. like, she was retweeting EVERYTHING last night during the season eight premiere.
r:i love how you are keeping track of this.
me:it's one of my goals for 2012.
me:and maybe if i keep doing it, i'll become friends with beth. and the chapmans will fly me out to hawaii to go catch criminals with them...but i'll probably have to get breast implants.
r:take me with you! i want to hang out in the dog pound.
me:of course! you would look so intimidating dressed all in black and wearing a badge. they would totally let you come, too.